Orkney travel tips and local insight

Having seen the good, the bad and the downright ugly side of the international travel industry first hand. I wanted to give you the brass tacks as an Local Orkney guide. Think of this less like a glossy brochure and more like chatting with an ex-dairy farmer leaning on a gatepost on a summer’s afternoon—completely honest, independent, and hopefully humorous. The goal isn't to sell you anything; the main page handles that side of things.

Got tour questions? Let's talk

Skip the chatbots and speak in real time. This is a free ten-minute, no pressure technical check to answer your questions live. We’ll focus on the logistics, timings, tides, and accessibility.

To ensure your journey is built without compromise. Bring your "weird and wonderful" ideas, I enjoy a challenge.