Orkney travel tips and local insight
Having seen the good, the bad and the downright ugly side of the international travel industry first-hand, I wanted to give you the brass tacks as an local Orkney guide. Think of this less like a glossy brochure and more like chatting with an ex-dairy farmer leaning on a gatepost, completely honest, independent, and hopefully humorous. The goal isn't to sell you anything; the main page handles that side of things.
Got tour questions? Let's talk
Skip the chatbots and speak in real time. This is a free ten-minute, no pressure technical check to answer your questions. We’ll focus on the logistics, timings, tides, and accessibility.
To ensure your journey is truly epic. Bring your "weird and wonderful" ideas. I enjoy a challenge.










